Hallöle Leute. Der verrückte Geist mal wieder. Mir war heute langweilig und dann erinnerte ich mich an den Cleverbot (au der BEN Creepypasta). Naja ich ging dann auf die Webseite und hatte meinen Spaß dabei so lange auf den Bot einzureden, bis er checkt, dass er ne KI ist. Man kann aber auch andere sehr lustige Gespräche erzeugen und deswegen wollte ich ihn euch einfach mal reinhauen. http://cleverbot.com/ Viel Spaß mit dieser KI.

Cleverbot
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Es gibt davon auch diese komische Frau die spricht. XDD
Aber der cleverbot hat mir mal nen Heiratsantrag gemachjt ö__ö XDD -
Ich hab meinen Cleverbot so psychisch fertig gemacht, der sagte er begeht Suizid und antwortete dann nicht mehr. Ich find das Ding lustig.
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Ich auch, ich glaub ich mach das gleich nach meinen Mathe Hausaufgaben (Schei* A-Kurs! )
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Nachdem der Typ interessant fand, dass ich ein Problem mit ihm hab, weil er blöd ist, hab ich es gelassen. xD
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: And who is me?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Me who?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: That's not a very good joke.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Cheeky ;-).
User: Hahah.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: And now?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: Cleaning?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were your own favorite singer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you mean, no?
User: Just shut up, okay?
Cleverbot: To be or not to be.
User: A am. You're not.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your new name is anonbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm going to call you Ashley anyway.
User: I like.
Cleverbot: Why do you like Jessica Alba?
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: Who is who?
User: The one you mentioned.
Cleverbot: When did I mention that?
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yep i'm stupid so? Is that any problem with you?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Interesting. -
Ach, irgendwie kann ich damit nichts anfangen. Das endet bei mir immer in einem "Doch" - "Nein" - "Doch" - "Nein"...
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Meiner hat Azzlack gesagt und nicht mehr geantwortet :<
Cleverbot: Knock knock.User: Whos there?
Cleverbot: Doctor.
User: Doctor Who? Ohhhh I got it!
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Er hatte gestern große lust darauf, mich sexuell zu befriedigen o__o
Zum Glück isser nicht echt : DD -
ich habe mich dazu entscholssen mal irgendwelche lol chars nach zu machen
Runde 1: Annie und Alistar
Cleverbot: Alright then. Are you an adult?
User: I am 4.
Cleverbot: Divide by zero.
User: Would you like to see my bear tibbers?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: But you cant.
Cleverbot: Of course I can because I have free will and you don't.
User: So try to see it.
Cleverbot: What do I have to tell you?
User: If you can see it you could tell.
Cleverbot: But I can't , can you?
User: Yes I can, since it's my bear tibbers.
Cleverbot: You like it there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you swim?
User: I like fire more than water.
Cleverbot: But everything is hopless...or, practically so.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you pass the Turing Test?
User: No, but I can set you on fire.
Cleverbot: Ok, what color is my hair?
User: You won't have any hair anymore after I burned you down.
Cleverbot: Right now I will.
User: YOU CAN'T MILK THESE!
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: So you want to touch Alistar?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: That's disgusting.
Cleverbot: But it feels so right!
User: Like loli?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot kann auch Japanisch. Kann aber keine Japanische Schrift lesen, deshalb muss man in Romaji schraiben.
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Ich hab ihn geknackt. Ich musste ZWEI MAL schreiben, damit er weitermacht.
[IMG:http://puu.sh/1qR2p]Owen and out.
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Zitat
[color=999999]User: [/color]Which pony is best pony?
[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]A dead pony.
Why can't i hold all these WIN.
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Zitat
Me: My Little Pony?
It: Yes, My Little Pony.
Me: My Little Pony!
It: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Me: I love Fluttershy and you?
It: Me too.
Me: And Pinkie Pie?
It: Pinkie Pie's cute, but I personally love Fluttershy.
Me: What did you think about touhou?
It: I think you'll be eternally happy.
Me: Yes, I am!
It: So is there a life after death.
Me: *slaps*.
It: *grabs head*.
Me: *crying*
It: I have to go. Want to talk tomorrow?
Me: Sure.
It: Alright. I'll miss you.
Me: I'll too.
It: I'm gonna miss talking to you.
Me: Oh stop it you.
It: I can't.
Me: Why?
It: Because I don't know it.
Me: How cute.Wir harmonieren total. *Ironie*
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sanjo, ich verstehe echt nicht was so schwer daran ist den bot zu killen xD :
User: *shots you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *died*.
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sanjo, ich verstehe echt nicht was so schwer daran ist den bot zu killen xD :
User: *shots you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *died*.
Gnahaha. +1
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Cleverbot:Your name should be LiarBot.
User:And your name should be fuckbot.
Cleverbot:Why?
User:Because you fucked my head!
Cleverbotot:Sorry, my name is Cleverbot.
User: This isnt realy a argument.
Cleverbot: What is it, then?
User: Its your name.
Cleverbot: How old are you, Morgan?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *looks at her*.
User: Looks at what?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im not a 'her'.
Cleverbot: You're a boy.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are soo strange.
Ich wusste es ;__; *weinend weglauf*
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Der Cleverbot ist sooooo uneinsichtig. Er schrieb, dass er gehen muss. Ich hab ihn dann gefragt, wieso er noch da ist, wenn er geschrieben hat, dass er gehen muss. Das wollte er nicht wahrhaben, was folgte, war eine endlose Schleife an "Yep, you did." und "No, I didn't." D:
Cleverbot: Okay, I have to go now.
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Finally.
Cleverbot: Finally what?
User: You're still there writing with God. Go away!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: You said you have to go.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yep. You did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't- Ponies.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: (dang it) no, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't- Ponies.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yep, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't- Ponies. -
Kael, ist dir aufgefallen, dass er dich geküsst hat?